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u all have watched it, seen it, or lived with it, men who are insensitive, always leave the toilet seat up (or worse!), only objectifies women and treat women as inferior beings. well, i personally, kinda believe that men is facing a slow eradication by mother nature! we need to change guys!

Think of it this way, the chances of conceiving a male to a female is 8:1 ! but what have we men did to deserve this?? well… in the beginning, male served a necessary and critial function in the growth of the homo sapiens, we hunted and we protected the family through our superior strength, in our taller and more dense bone structure and through our aggresiveness. our innate instinct to spread our seeds has helped populated the earth via unrestricted, continuous and random sex! (primitive ages aint so bad now eh?) but lately, technology, has made this function virtually useless! so what if we are taller than woman? they invented ladders, cars and guns! (men without hindsight invented these! with women backing them no doubt! with sex as their weapon!) but how about men as the carrier of seeds of which to fertilise the egg? to ensure the continuance of life on this God’s green green beautiful glorious earth? well, some IDIOT TRAiTOR guy invented in-vitro fertilisation, which means that now women only need a few of us in order to have babies! let’s kill the guy! the bastard!

But wait wait! but why is mother nature doing this to us? what have we men done to deserve this?? well… men have headed multiples of projects that have done nothing but stunk and made a mess on the earth and killed numerous species! ask yourself, how many women that you know, actually even thought of killing another person? (bitch fighting no count!) much less an entire country! (Albert E=MC2 thought of this! the sicko!) These hands of ours, when its not busy trying to bring pleasure to ourselves is just working overtime to make a mess of things! just look ard your room for some example!

Contrary to popular myth, we, men, are the less developed, and therefore the weaker sex. 1) women’s life expectancy is 80 years while men is 74.2 years. 2)our brain is less developed and shrink faster than a woman’s (men risks of alzheimer’s is almost twice of womans!) 3) men’s major body functions, respiratory, circulatory, digestive and excretory functions are likely to break down long before woman’s (when i read this article, the excretory function breaking down was not really a surprise, just think of the smell after u poop! *gasping for air*) 4) men are not as smart as women, primary sch girls perform better than guys on average (face it guys, do u really get smarter when u get older? cabut class here cabut class there because cant wake up…because of soccer, drinking, com games…) (knn! u tell my mother, u die!)

maybe it was god’s original plan in the first place… just look at women… Maybe He spent the better of day six creating what women would look like. U dont get me? just take a look at women! the shapes, the curves, the symmetry… I think we can all agree — women are beautiful! just look at them! look ard NOW! (oi! do u really think your mom is ugly? do you? DO YOU? i tell her ah!) when He finished creating women, He probably thought it was too perfect and decided to keep her for himself! (we all know that feeling… dont we?) Add to that, He was probably looking forward to the seventh day of rest! so He did a rush job and created the men!  and since he used up all his tricks to make women, so in the end we get inferior body parts, reciding hairlines, potbellies… sigh…

we need to change guys… how? i dont know… to what? i aint a woman… all this talk is making me stressful… brb.. i go smoke.

speaking of smoking, i got an idea on how to err… kill off some women… (i’m sick… but still! u tell my mother, u die!) let’s make them smoke too! the tobacco companies (all run by men!) have been successful in making more women smoke, in a time when male smokers are declining! lung cancer has now officially taken over breast cancer as the number one women killer in the world! HAH! let’s do our part here! here are some lines for u to say to your women! for the ease of your communication, i am pleased to offer 4 languange options.. press 1 for english… hehehehe (macam answering machine hor?)

1) baby, let’s go and smoke together under the stars.. they are so bright tonight
2) qing ai de, phei wo chou yi gen yen hao ma?
3) say, daripada ngeliatin aku ngokar sendirian… temenin dong
4) KNN!! CCB!!! mai tiam2 khua la! nah! ho lu ce ki!

remember, their female friends will be sure to try and talk them out of smoking buy saying it’s not feminime, give bad breath etc! but we are cleverer than them! we convince them back ok? u best lah brow~

disclaimer: this article is written just out of boredom with no intention of hurting or insinuating anything. It is written with information from various sources, for a complete appendix and list of references, it can be found… knn! u think still in sch ah? must write reference!